Rolling in Eggs

Well, I’ll be egg-bound. Not only have one of my babies started laying, they BOTH laid eggs this morning!

There are those occasionally raucous days of incessant squawking and overly hormonal bickering between the hens that tries one’s patience. Today was one of them. Hens in and out of the nesting boxes. Hens outside squawking and hollering because someone else is in the nesting box. Hens standing on my back porch steps yelling inside–really, literally, THROUGH the door, clearly directed at me–for God-knows-what. I go outside, flush them off the steps. Go back inside. Wonder why I ever decided to get four hens. Four LOUD hens. (Yes, the babies have found their voices.) a few minutes later, Goldie is out in the backyard BOK-BOK-BOKing at the top of her voice. I go back outside, grab the broom (anyone with chickens knows this is just about the only backyard implement you need on those unbearable days), chase her back into the coop with Marge and close the door. Now everyone is mad because they’re all closed-up. Go back inside and consider converting away from vegetarianism.

And then, a few moments later, silence. Blessed silence. I head back outside an hour later to release the Krakons from their cages. First, the babies–after a cursory look into the still-empty nesting box (even though Mabelene has been laying in there for over an hour). After they scuttle out, I let the big gals out of their run, and just as I walk back over to the back door, a gift on the ground: a perfect green egg, still wet from exiting Mabelene’s little fluffed-up body. The answer to yesterday’s question of who left the mystery eggs under the porch! Our little crippled-toe, emaciated-looking hen Mabelene! So I did what any mother would do: grabbed my camera and snatched up a shot (see below). So the divine Miss M is laying! Delightful. She just needs to work on her timing. And placement.

Not even an hour later, Marge is huddled up inside the nesting box. There is the unmistakable sound of an egg dropping to the box floor. Score! And before she can even waddle back into the yard to join Goldie on a bug hunt, Henrietta disappears into the box. Hm. Is she copying Marge, or even Mabelene? Jealous of Mabelene’s recent beautifully deposited green orb of deliciousness? I go about my business of drinking coffee and reading the Sunday paper. After Henrietta takes her leave, I head out to grab Marge’s egg from the box and–wonder of wonders–there’s a green egg right beside it! Henrietta, you sneaky little devil.

As I write this, Goldie is now taking her turn. When she drops hers and waddles outside to announce it to the world, it will be, finally, officially, a FOUR-egg day at the City Hen. My life is complete; haa.

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Precious Greenies

I would have them on a train, I would have them on a plane. I would keep them from a mouse, I would find them under my house. And under the house is where I found two perfect green eggs.

Mabelene? Who’d-a-thunk she would start dropping eggs before Henrietta? At least, I’m assuming it’s Mabelene, since she’s been the one spending the most time in the coop lately. But wait–Henrietta was huddled up in the coop several days ago, as well. So now I’m thoroughly confused. Regardless of which little hen it dropped out of, consider me an incredibly proud mother hen whose chest feathers are simply a-swollen with pride.

Now the problem: the choice of laying location. Under the house. I only stumbled upon the first egg since I was sweeping under the back stairs and noticed something pastel-green out of the corner of my eye. An egg! After a squat-and-peer session under the back porch (carefully avoiding possible chicken bombs in the grass near my hands) I spotted egg number two. Out of my reach. Of course. Grabbed a rake and attempted to roll it out from under there, retrieving several other surprise items I never knew had found their way under the house: plastic planters, an empty yogurt cup, and HEY! My missing Croc! Last time I saw the other one, it was floating down the road during Tropical Storm Debbie.

I digress. The egg! My metal rake crushed it before I could get my greedy little hands on the perfect green orb. Dang it! Well, since only the chicken gods (or Henrietta or Mabelene) know when the egg was laid, I probably couldn’t have eaten it anyway. As is the case with the other one I snatched up.

Mean mom that I am, I had to close off the underside of the house with some temporary lattice panels. Sorry, babies! Once you start laying your precious greenies in the proper location (or at least somewhere I can reach), I’ll move the lattice away.

The babies should really know where to lay. There has been a marble “decoy” egg in their nesting box for over a month now. Goldie and Marge are constantly laying in their nesting boxes, and Henrietta and Mabelene take great care to observe the process and check in on the laying hen several times an hour, even sitting on the egg after the big gal makes her way outside. (The hen equivalent of playing house with Barbie and Ken.) So I’m hoping it’s just a matter of time. As are all things chicken-related, yes?

For now, let’s just enjoy the fact that I’m finally seeing green eggs on my homestead once again. Even if i have to work to get them… This fact, combined with the wonderful little Mabel-like sounds that are coming out of the babies’ beaks now, reminds me of the days I had a certain very special hen named Mabel ruling the roost. Bittersweet happiness for sure.

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Okay, so I might have cheated by placing it in the nesting box near the decoy egg (wishful thinking, maybe…), but it sure does look good in the nesting box!

Overnight Delivery

Another overnight egg drop by Mabel the Sable. This beautiful green orb wasn’t as lucky as the last one. Note to self: add more shavings below roost. On the bright side, Mabel’s little production line is back in business, even if her timing is off!

Gearing up for another beautiful Florida Saturday, where the sun will shine and the dirt baths will be enjoyed.

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Back in Biz

Well, I’ll be, um, egg-faced: Goldie laid an egg today — just ten days after coming out of the broody stage. According to all the chicken books I’ve read, she should’ve taken another two weeks or so before laying again.

‘Tis a happy — and hopeful — day for me and the many egg hoarders waiting in line for more!

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No Blog Is Usually Good News

Shame on me! A week since my last blog? Well, be assured that no news is usually good news. Goldie is in another brooding phase, Marguerite’s still laying, and Mabel is still squawking.

Many of you devoted blog followers — all four of you — will be wondering why I haven’t logged a blog about the volume control of my flock lately. Well, here are my thoughts on the loudness of my chickens. First, they will be loud. That’s a fact. It’s always around egg-laying time (and often related to the concern of who is taking valuable time away from who else in the preferred nesting box). It’s rarely the chicken who has just laid her egg, contrary to many of the backyard chicken forums who call it the “Happy Egg Song.” (I’d like to get my hands on some of those folks in a dark alley. Only if you’re on a 50-acre farm without evil neighbors is this okay to call a “happy” song. And trust me, the sentiment that drives such squawking is not usually happy.) Second, the loudness never lasts long — normally, under three minutes. (So assuming my neighbor is on the john reading his Reader’s Digest with his window air conditioner on high, I’m safe.)  And third, there really is nothing I can do about it. Throw extra food at the beasts as a distraction, threaten them with the water gun, “sshhht” them until my sun-chapped lips are dry… Bottom line is, they will be loud.

Regarding Goldie’s brooding. It is now week two. She has almost completely stopped laying eggs, so Mabel and Marguerite are taking up the slack, with Mabel delivering a record six eggs in the last week (counting the one I accidentally stepped on after setting it carefully on the stone stepping path; Sorry, Mabel). I’m still taking Goldie out of her nesting box three or four times a day, against her protests–which usually consist of loud clicking and clucking and an impressive display of angry feather-poufing–and place her on the soft sandy ground of the run with spaghetti noodles and mozzarella cheese and bowls of her delicious (I’m sure) chicken crumbles and scratch. Even on the ground, she continues to rest on her sweaty little breast, plucking little twigs of hay from the ground around her and placing them closer to her body in an attempt to “nest” in this new location. Pretty soon, the smell of nearby treats snaps her out of her reverie and she will stand up, give her body a good shake, and commence eating with the others. This lasts for about ten minutes before she decides the nesting box is calling, and up she goes, back to warm a clutch of nonexistent eggs.

Random thought: Just finished a book where one of the characters was named “Maybelle.” Mayhaps I should redefine the spelling of Mabel’s name as such, hm? Votes are welcome here.

More updates on the flock’s activities as they bumble out of my head… In the meantime, Happy Easter!